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Sunday, August 22, 2004
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner. At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment. Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted. Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose? English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear! In a Beauty Shop: Dye now! In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs. Good Quotes Bike Trip The bike trip was so much fun! I really enjoyed it a lot! There were only ten people - Patrick, Nathan, and Joel Hart, Mary Ray, Grace and Sarah Hanson, Jon Sturm, Jeremy Blackwood, Julia Cerbus, and Maria and I. But I liked it because we only had two groups - the s and the guys (at least on the way there).Wait, that's eleven. Oh yeah, Nathan joined us at Dairy Queen and rode back with us. He was at the doctor during the way there to see if he could ride. (I won't explain it, just check his blog.) It was only about 50 miles in all, and most of us were part of the bike trip to Calvin. So, we only stopped once to look at the map (at least we s did), when we got to DQ, of course, and once on the way back to refill our water bottles. At one point, Maria rode off the road, into a ditch! A little while later, someone yelled as we passed by. I turned in that direction, and when I turned back I saw that I had turned off the road, almost into a cornfield! Then, after that, Julia did the same thing! Also, when we were in Fairland, prolly like 1/16 of a mile from the Hanson's house, Nathan, Mary, Jon, and I got lost! Fortunately, Mr. Hanson drove past to find us in his truck and we made it home - the last people. :) But the whole thing was a blast and I really hope we have another one before next year! Verse of the Day: "By this all will know that you are my disciples if you for one another." ~John 18:35~ Song of the Day: ~Psalm 3~ Quote of the Day: "Oh I love hugging. I wish I was an octupus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!" ~Drew Barrymore~ Charity | 5:45 pm Comments-[ comments.] |