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My life is not my own, for I belong to Christ.
It is because of God's grace and for His glory that I "live and move and have my being."
I am currently back in Indiana, studying English Education at Purdue University, far from the home I've come to know and love in Victoria, Australia
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Living in America and loving in Australia, I am blessed indeed.
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Sunday, May 09, 2004
hehehe i'm sooo evil!!!! Ok I gots to post my mom's favorite joke that Charity laughed soooooooo hard over.
Fred the Head
There was this couple you wanted a kid but they could never have finally she got pregnant and they were so excited but when the baby was born it was just a head. But they didn't care they were to happy to have a kid. They named him Fred. The dad was soooo proud he took Fred with him wherever he went he just picked him up by the hair and carried. On Fred's 21st birthday his dad took him to the bar. He ordered to beers and helped Fred drink his. The trumpets sounded lighting flashed and poof Fred had half a neck and a arm. Fred said "wow this stuff is great give me another." So he drunk that and the trumpets sounded the lighting flashed and he had the other half of his neck and a arm. He kept drinking till he had a whole body. And then he said "This has been my best birthday ever give me another." The trumpets sounded the lighting flashed and poof Fred was gone. The bartender and Freds Dad stared at each other for a while and finally the Bartender said "Fred should of stopped while he was a head."
Charity | 12:59 am
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